How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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