dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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