I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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