I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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