Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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