She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Watching her eat just hurts me
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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