I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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