I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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