He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Are we still banned from the library?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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