Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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