I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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