belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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