No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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