I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I could fuck to npr.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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