Pappa wants mamma naked
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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