It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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