is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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