They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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