A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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