dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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