Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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