i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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