he shaved USA in his pubs
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Vodka?
Forever.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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