Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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