Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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