we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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