if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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