I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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