remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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