hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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