Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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