AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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