so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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