Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Randomize
