Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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