yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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