if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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