I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
it glows. i had to have it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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