I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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