ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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