My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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