dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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