I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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