How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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