just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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