She's JV to your varsity
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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