Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Why is your signature on my underwear?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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