this boner is exhausting
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Bring me that man meat
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I'm really busy with my period
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