Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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