Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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