Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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