i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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